Compliance, Ohio - Hello, Noah

It has rained a little bit during the past few days here in "Oh-Hell-No". Apparently, we are only about 0.5 inches above sea level here, because it takes about that much rain to put the fields (and the road to my subdivision) under water.

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Fellow passengers - While waiting at baggage claim, standing near me was a 350 lb guy hugging his pillow. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Exactly what part of his body needs more padding?

Waiting for baggage - Even though my luggage was delayed upon my arrival in the midwest, I had a high degree of confidence it was going to end up in the same place I was - my bag claim check number ended in "666".

Bowling in compliance - All by itself, "Bowling in Compliance" is funny, and then it got even better. We got there early and walked up to the bar. "What'll ya have?" "A beer; what have you got?" "Name it!" --- Oh, fine, you want to play that game? Okay...

..."Sweetwater?" Nope "Honey Brown?" Nope "Newcastle?" Nope.

Fine. I give up.

As it turns out, they had Dom Light - Coors Light, Miller Light, Bud Light, Natural Light - all the finest in domestic beers.

If you see a neon sign for it on the wall, they've got it.